The Q&A formed entirely by song titles, with Croyde poppet Andrew Cotton
What’s the story morning glory? With my luck? Very unlikely. What’s going on? Work and a whole heap of physio Are you lonesome tonight? This is depressing got anything a little more, well, like, mood lifting Dontcha wish you girlfriend was hot like me? What middle aged and balding?? Where’s your head at? In the clouds Do you know the way to San Jose? No sorry mate but I do know the way to the Elf centre, it has the largest collection of elf’s in the world and so close to home, who would have thought it. When will I be famous? Was in the north devon journal about 2 months ago does that count? How much is enough? At this point I’d settle for a tenner Where did it all go wrong? Ah god, you tell me. Isn’t life strange? Funny I was just thinking this to myself yesterday whilst arguing with the orange mobile phone insurance guy. It turns out that as I told the truth I’m not insured but if I had the balls to lie I would have been, figure that one out. Can I kick it? Wish you would How soon is now? Not sure, what’s coming but never comes? What time is it? Hammer time? Are you still into it? Yeah I bloody love it What became of the likely lads? There sat in Billy buds most afternoons muttering obscenities into their pints. Who do you think you are? I’m still trying to work that out myself. Do you remember the first time? Yeah and it didn’t last very long Are you experienced? Well more like a jack of all trades really. Why? I’ve been asking this to myself a lot the past 9 months (is there) Life on mars? Yes please
Cotty having a panic attack with his GoPro at Croyde.
