Sammy B, La Graviere, France. PHOTO SELWAY

What’s the story morning glory? 
Mango, yogurt with Muesli…sometimes porridge with a drizzle of honey… that’s how I roll
What’s going on?
Really busy with work designing stuff… just moved to new pointlessly large pretentious offices a stones throw from the reef…all good
Are you lonesome tonight?
No I have a lovely girlfriend to pester
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?  
Ben your 6’2, it just won’t work out!!
Where’s your head at?
Designed new furniture for some stores in London...and planning to cycle to Italy this summer with my lovely girlfriend
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I can barely find my way out of the village let alone San Jose is that near Truro??
When will I be famous?
Comfortably not famous
How much is enough?
I said I would be happy when I had a Girlfriend and Audi, a House and a Boat …I have those. (Although the boat is a 2.5 m inflatable with a tinny engine which doesn’t work).
Where did it all go wrong
Last week.. my Audi broke down 3 times in one day… when I took it to a garage they suggested I put some fuel in it and it should work fine after that!!
Isn’t life strange? 
Yup
Can I kick it?
I used to play a bit of football, but now we have a ping pong table in the office I’ve converted and will be turning pro soon so watch this space
How soon is now? 
Doesn’t mean anything I could write better lyrics than that
What time is it? 
Time for a big cup of coffee
Are you still into it? 
Yup I love it
What became of the likely lads? 
Girlfriends, then babies
Who do you think you are? 
Zig ah Zig ahh
Do you remember the first time?
France 1985 beach full of naked ladies… my first BIG…….barrel
Are you experienced? 
Good at making coffee
Why? 
Why not
Life on mars? 
Prefer Snickers

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goatboater 2010-03-09 14:56:42 seems like a bit of a penis to me...... Reply

standup surfer 2010-03-09 15:13:00 Why??? I see you've called yourself goatboater, lol. Pot/ kettle / black Reply

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