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Andrew Cotton's world pt5 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Wavelength Staff   

God I hate plumbing, actually the one good thing about being injured is that I don’t have to plumb or feel guilty about not doing it either, even the pressure from my parents to get a full time plumbing job and earn some real money has slightly subsided.
 Not even sure why I stuck out the apprenticeship as I didn’t really like it from the start, I did have some classic moments though doing it and the guy I worked with was a comedy genius and didn’t even know it. I just laugh out loud when I think back at some of the stuff that happened even though at the time I wanted to cry.
 Check this little real life scenario for example, we were plumbing a kitchen in Croyde, he was doing most the work and I was just fetching tools and helping out, the sink we just ripped out was in the garden and he was fitting the taps to the new one. ‘get the old hat from the sink outside’ he shouted out, this is just the screw thing that screws the taps to the sink, I knew what he meant so I went into the garden to the old sink, no joy he must of already taken it off the old taps, ‘um there not there I shouted back’ it went silent for a second then he shouted back ‘the sink outside cotton’ ‘get me the hat off the taps’ I went back outside to double check ‘no not there’ this time the reply was instant ‘THE FUCKING HAT ON THE SINK OUTSIDE’ he was starting to stress which was slightly embarrassing as the customer was in the house and at this point come into the kitchen to see what was going on ‘there not on it’ I squeaked, which sent him over the edge like a kettle reaching boiling point and beyond he flew off the handle and moved from his position under the new sink ‘THE HAT GET THE FUCKING HAT OFF THE FUCKING SINK OUTSIDE’ the customer looked slightly shocked and I was beginning to worry, I’d seen him go mental before but this was a new level, ‘um I know what you mean but there not there’ no good he just couldn’t take ‘not’ and ‘there’ for an answer and started smashing around his tools as he stormed into the garden from the kitchen, I was a little worried he looked so red faced and stressed I thought he was going to keel over there and then of some sort of heart attack, he didn’t though he just swore at me even more and kicked around the old kitchen sink. Obviously it wasn’t on the old sink but it didn’t stop him from howling at me like some sort of wild beast. That was it, I couldn’t take anymore, this wasn’t fun and it wasn’t even funny anymore ‘fetch your own fucking tools I quit’ I whimpered and made for the closest exit before he could catch me.
 Well I never actually quit, although we did have a cooling off point I finished my apprenticeship, so why the surf shot? I think it just goes to show there is light at the end of the tunnel and it’s slightly more fun than plumbing.

Follow the plumber at www.andrewcottonsurfer.blogspot.com


 
Edge of the Earth Project 1.8 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Tim Nunn   

The whole idea of this project is to go to the remotest and most out there places in the surfing world, here and abroad. Trouble is that costs money and EOE has precisely zero budget, so sacrifices have to be made. Reckon being a surf mag editor is glamorous? Think again, this small space in the back seat of a Ford Focus has been home for many a travelling hour. What's more the bag on the floor is usualy piled on top of me too. It wasn't much better for Timmy Turner in the front seat either as he too was piled high with gear, even the driver had limited space. But no pain no gain, we've been scoring on a mental adventure for part one, in search of total isolation. Part two kicks off in England next week.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 04 May 2010 17:27
 
Edge of the Earth Project 1.7 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Tim Nunn   

Been a couple of pretty tough days. Hiking into wind ravaged beach breaks, sleeping under trucks because it was raining too heavy to pitch our tests, to actually scoring a couple of waves. 

Last Updated on Friday, 30 April 2010 17:48
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Andrew Cotton's world pt4 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Wavelength Staff   
I just got an email from the big man Al Mennie with the subject: Mooooooo. Below that was a semi ineligible sentence followed by a link. At first I was baffled thinking maybe the years of sobriety had finally got to him and he’d hit the bottle hard and completely lost the plot, then I took the time out of my very busy day and time schedule to click and follow the link. The page loaded up pretty quick and straight away I could see it was an article about his new book ‘Surfing Mennie Waves’ then it slowly dawned on me and I started to get a little jealous, which was strange as with all the things we’ve done together and apart, some of the waves we towed, sessions I’ve missed and the photos and interviews published this was the first time I felt a bit of resentment and jealousy, like he’d beat me to it and actually made it as an accomplished surfer and athlete. In true Mennie fashion this has done nothing but motivate me and given me more focus than ever before, ‘I will not be beaten, must aim higher’ as I stride through my recovery and on towards what I hope someday will be the panicle of my surfing career.
Mooo: http://www.farminglife.com/news/Annahilt-man-set-to-make.6213778.jp 
Follow Cotton: www.andrewcottonsurfer.blogspot.com


 
Edge of the Earth Project 1.6 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Tim Nunn   

It's a frigid morning. It rained all night, in fact it snowed for the first part of the night before the temperature climbed to around three degrees. The constant pitter patter of rain on the tent lulls you off to sleep then wakes you again, as it increases, on and off, on and off, it's torture. It's not all bad though, camped behind a ridge of volcanic rock, just thirty meters from the sea I could hear sets slowly build through the night. It was flat at dusk, there are now a couple of shoulder high sets at dawn. It's just so cold. On the plus side we did run into an erupting volcano, always wanted to see something like this. Why the balaclava? Simple, we had ash raining on us, the ash and particles in the air made your eyes water after just a minute of exposure. Swelll coming so may actually be some surf to report, in the meantime off to see some lava.



Last Updated on Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:13
 
Andrew Cotton's world pt3 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Wavelength Staff   
You’re possibly thinking why the hell have you got a photo of big bird in the bath? Well after our internet binge we felt so dirty and un clean we both needed to wash away our sins and cleanse our body’s and souls, I spent the day sitting on a plastic chair in the shower as I can’t get my stitches to wet and big bird in the bath. It was my idea and to be honest it had nothing to do with cleansing I just fancied being wet for the day.
I haven’t done it in ages, you see a few years ago I went through this strange habit of sleeping in the bath, not always but usually after a couple of beers, I’d get home run a bath and spend the whole night in it, It was a bit like extreme sleeping cause looking back it could of gone anyway really. Not sure what this says about my mental state but I used to love it and my house mate horley at the time didn’t seem to mind or worry about it either, he used to get up for work and come in the bathroom to brush his teeth, ‘alright cotton, good night’s sleep?’ I’d just be lying in the bath, freezing cold water; numb with skin so shrivelled and wrinkled you’d think it would never go back to normal again. ‘Yeah mate not bad like, slept like a log’ and that was it nothing more said. I even did it at a house party once, half way through the night, party still raging I went for a piss and just couldn’t help myself, like a guilty pleasure, I locked the door ran the bath and woke up 7 hours later to banging and someone freaking out shouting, wanting to know what was actually going on in there.
 Well we both felt a lot better for our water day anyway and have now vowed never let our internet abuse get that bad again but just in case we’ve also sought professional help and a lovely man installed a proxy server to filter the websites we try to browse, you know just in case.

For more of Cotton's dribble go to www.andrewcottonsurfer.blogspot.com

 
Andrew Cotton's world pt2 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Wavelength Staff   

I’ve got those nervous butterfly feelings going on, worried and not too sure what to do? A sort of guilt and frustration rolled in to one and in the back of my mind the thought that I could and should have been able to avoid this. I’ve got protection and even opted for the more expensive ‘upgrade’ just for peace of mind. In my defence it has been a long 2 weeks with not a lot to do, it started off controlled but as times gone on the habit has got worse. Minutes rolled into hours and hours into days which has now turned into a serious problem, just trawling aimlessly with nowhere to go, not knowing exactly what I’m doing or looking for just clicking link after link. It’s that addictive personality kicking in again as I pretty much hit the 5 day mark on this wreck less internet bender. Run down suffering from sleep deprivation, big bird’s even developed a twitch; she tried to stop me at first but soon turned into my partner in crime even egging me on at some stages. The problem is it’s not just myself and big bird that our behaviour has affected, my lap top is ill in fact seems to be more infected than an OAP sex tourist in Bangkok with nothing to lose. I just hope it’s not terminal and we can find a cure.

for more of Cotton's antics go to www.andrewcottonsurfer.blogspot.com

 
Edge of the Earth Project 1.5 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Tim Nunn   

60 hours on from leaving Truro and I'm sat in a bus station. The outside temperature is struggling to climb above freezing, it's grey with a sharp northerly breeze. The journey the length of the island by bus was grinding. 800 Ks non stop, with very little sleep, the only blessing was a sunset over the northern snow fields like no other. Now we are just waiting for the hire car to arrive and then it is to the surf.

 

Last Updated on Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:40
 
Edge of the Earth Project 1.4 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Tim Nunn   

So it's now been 24 hours, 24 long hours in Gatwick airport. The island I am flying to is ash bound, it seems there may be some hope on the horizon though.My destination actually has three international airports for an area roughly the size of Britain. One of them in the north looks as though it will be open tomorrow and we have been reliably informed that we will be going. Here's hoping as there is a lot of swell on the way and it would be a shame to see it all go to waste.

 
Edge of the Earth Project 1.3 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Tim Nunn   
At Gatwick, airport I'm flying to closing at 0600 in the morning due to change in wind direction and associated ash, airline flying jet to Gatwick to try and get us there before the ash closes it, gonna be tight, if not two days in the airport, can't wait!
 
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