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Written by ben selway
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Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:54 |
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Greetings from the future. Sort of. It's 7.37am here on a stormy Saturday morning in Western Australia, 11.37pm on a Friday your time. I know that you've all been wondering where my handsome ass has been these past couple of weeks and why my blogging activity has been as lively as Darren Bent in an England shirt. I also know that for nearly all of you, this is very upsetting and the lack of Selway in your life has made you feel lost and afraid, like a baby Dace caught in a keep net. But hush, I'm here. Don't be sad. I haven't forgotten about your needs. If you feel angry, I understand, you have a right to be. If you're angling for someone to blame – then blame Australia's total lack of speedy internet connections. Blame the surf for being so shitty and having little else to report other than the fact they call Marmite 'Britmite' over here. And why not blame all of the spots for being so spaced out, that we've ended up spending 85% of our waking day in the hire car, breathing in the delights of pissy wet suits, old banana peels and each other's gas – thus leaving a meagre 15% of our time to eat, write emails to our loved ones and quickly knock a load out at bed time. Just don't blame me, if you do, it'll make me sad. And when I'm sad, I cry. And when I cry, I get all pissy and don't end up writing my blog. Alright?
Hello from Australia! Lots of love Selway and Cotty x
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